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The dogs have all got haircuts and are freezing their butts off but thats ok cause it is supposed to get warmer this week.
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Sonny has been back to the vet for his weekly Diabetes Check.
He started his injections at 2 units twice a day
Now he is at 51/2 units twice a day
this is supposed to be it.
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The campground in St Albert where we want to stay for a while is not open yet because it still goes below freezing every night.
They say they will be open for May 1st.
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I bought a nice fresh turkey for tomorrow for Peg and I as the last one we had for Christmas in Mexico was smoke and it tasted like shit.
We threw it out.
This one is going to be soooo good.
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Since it is Easter here is a little joke that has sweet tweet to do with Easter.
I think you might like it
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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where the x#z@ I am...???
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where the x#z@ I am...???
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