OFF THE ROAD AGAIN: Mr Moose

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Mr Moose

Mr Moose got away the other day and got into more trouble.

We now have a legal question for you.

Is this considered Statuetory Rape?

Or is it just a Moosedemeanor?

1 comment:

TRY HARDER November 11, 2010 at 4:00 PM
ok that made me laugh, but still "bad Dad joke"
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Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some Pensioner is going to
walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Pensioner walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked,
"What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said,

"You're doing well. Only two left."